Friday, December 11, 2009

Happy Bday Lani

One of our distributor salemen (woman actually) is celebrating her birthday today. Her name's Lani.

This is what transpired 20 minutes ago:

RING RING

"Sir ansarap ng pagkain. Dinuguan, pancit, at puto pao"

"Di ako gutom!"

"Sir minsan lang to, forget mo muna diet mo"

"Ayoko!" I went down to the pantry to "greet lani"

I knew it. It was a trap. A conspiracy to lead me astray.



I fought back.

But caught a whiff of the dinuguan.

I said "no. i will not be swayed"

I saw a tiny orange shrimp on the pancit.

I said "the Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want!"

I saw the itlog na pula on the puto pao.

PATAY TAYO DIYAN.

...

My First Serving:

1 Puto Pao
1 cup dinuguan
1 Serving Pancit




I fell. I fell into the hands of the enemy. But I told myself, mistakes will be committed along the way. That's okay. What's more important is that you do not commit the same mistake.

"sir"

I turned.

"o."

"sir meron pa po. kuha pa kayo."

"k."

My second serving:

1 Puto Pao
1 cup dinuguan
1 Serving Pancit


Damnit. Now I really have to play basketball tonight. Either that or I help out the construction workers working on the new warehouses across the street.

Basketball nalang.

To Lani, happy birthday. Remind me to take a leave next year on you birthday.

Ciao.

FGDI Salesmen and Lead Team - ang mga sumira ng diet ko today, December 11, 2009

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